Note: The following missive is not intended as a slight against the horse,
the breeders of horses nor indeed gun-slingers who on occasion ride horses
robbing banks in Hollywood;
many of such dissident-ilk I put pride of place in my facebook profile list of
real-time agus elektronik-friend[s].
Assumption it is said. Is the
Mother of all Fuck ups ergo “We assume therefore. We are not.” Many of you who
'say' they are my friends on 'facebook' are really not my friends in any real
sense of the word friendship. George Harold Formby does not in-fact exist
neither does 'Jeffrey Kelly' although everyone assumes that 'they do' simply
because it is 'written' in electronic stone and that imagery set in front of
thine very own eyes doth prove 'beyond all reasonable doubt' that they do in
'actuality' exist when 'perceived' by you as a willing member of that 'in the
main' uninvited audience; i.e. you who now read these words on 'my' facebook
profile?
The majority of facebook ‘social-networkers’
are present by association. If one is perceived by others to be in association
with a 'Jeffrey Kelly' that noted overt dissident of 'Gun-dalk' town it follows
that “One associates therefore one is” and everyone will look up to 'one'
without 'one' having to do so much as 'piss into the wind' to get ones own
back; on society or 'whatever' said with popularized *fey accent which thus far
in each of ones highly insignificant boring life has stunted ones own
developmental issues of self-empowerment; enabling one at the very least not to
go 'have a pint'. Albeit without first pleading, begging, cajoling ones wife,
partner for permission to do so on a Saturday night? *behaving or talking in very unusual, uninhibited ways that suggest
possible psychiatric disorder
Therefore; we the People must not
agree with a George Harold Formby! Why? Because he and his fancy ideas of
reality, freedom, self-empowerment, truth, justice, equable human-rights and failure
to ‘Keep his gob shut!’ etc. etc. on just about every issue known to the
Humanoid throughout the Planet you chose to call ‘Mother Earth’ is by
‘association’ a fucking big No-No! I shit you not, Earthlings.
But I digress; this tale of the
Pilgrim is not about you. It is about me? It is more specifically about
third-party perceptions of who it is 'I am supposed to be' in the real-time.
How can anyone know me when even I do not know?
Take for example a pile of horse-shite
emanate of Equus ferus caballus. No
matter how hard one shovels. The pile of horse-shite remains high upon this
holier-than-thou ground we inhabit during those transient four score years plus
ten. It doesn’t get any better especially for the horse either. It won’t get
any better. It can’t get any better. Life as they used to ascribe to in the
1960’s ‘Is shite and then you die.’ The answer of course lays in the soil.
Whack a few Roses in the flower-bed of life with copious amounts of eco-crap
and you end up with at least a tuneful promise of a rose-garden like no other
before and/or since.
The promise of horse-shite
regardless of its one obvious limitation is boundless it is not something one
can after all is said and done eat unless one is French then all one has to do
is bypass the shite covering the European landscape and fire the tasty-fucker
into the nearest stereotypical ‘frog’ type cooking-pot and Pierre is your
uncle?
Horse-shite evolves quite
naturally throughout contemporary society if left well alone to promulgate.
This evolution takes on many forms and guises to fool the unwary citizen during
its initial incubation growth and subsequent development into maturity. You may
innocently ask a child what it is they want to be when they grow up.
Normal-kids will reply “I want to be myself” - “I want to be a Lunatic” - “I
want to be an Artist” - “I want to be a Clown”. Odd-kids borne of horse-shite aka Dobbin over
there will however respond with “I want to be like the politician that likes my
father” - “I want to be like the Priest who likes my brother” - “I want to be
corrupt like Daddy who doesn’t like anyone.” And so-on and so-forth until you
get the picture.
In conclusion: Any passing
sanitation engineer will attest to the following truism “Horse-shite like
Cows-cream will always float to the top of your breakfast bowl” A final word of
caution Comrades. We are dealing with forces not only beyond our band-width of
innate-intelligence but we are faced with the most god-almighty stench of
state-church-societal corruption in the whole of the known World the Universe
and Everything! Ergo we must fart much louder and be far more proud to do so in
2013.
© Séafra Ó
Ceallaigh 2013
Addendum: The above literary style of writing is not
original i.e. the use of the whole of the alphabet + vowels is due to many
influences since my skill @ joined-up writing became apparent in circa. 1958.
But is mainly to the erudite, succinct and entirely to their
point of influence of the literary genius behind See Change Coaching Practice Dundalk
those high quality Family Mediation and Family Services that are Neuro-linguistic programming *NLP
Master Practitioners (Certified by Dr. Richard Bandler) with backgrounds in
Sport and Social Care respectively. Thus qualified and in the employ of the Family-court in Dundalk who on occasion write reports for the courts on whether or not one is deemed fit to participate in the life of ones children. Simply because ones former-partner says so without one shred of legal evidence to the contrary. Despite the scenario known similarly to myriad Dads in abject-misery as with my case having spent the previous 13 agus 16 years ensuring the utmost care, love, safety and responsibility toward the positive, physical, mental agus spiritual upbringing; and happy productive and creatively constructive lives to my daughters.
*Neuro-linguistic programming
(NLP) is a discredited approach to communication, personal development, and
psychotherapy created by Richard Bandler and John Grinder in
California,
USA
in the 1970s. The title asserts a connection between the neurological processes
(‘neuro’), language ("linguistic"), and behavioural patterns learned
through experience (‘programming’) that proponents speculate can be changed to
achieve specific goals in life.
